why heart pants?
PANTS ARE 100% EFFECTIVE AT:
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Preventing Pregnancy
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Stopping Sexually Transmitted Infections
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Reducing Regret & Heartache
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Limiting Jealousy
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Preserving Friendship
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And More!
DISCLAIMER:
Pants must be worn (as well as zipped and/or buttoned) in order to work properly. Removing pants voids all guarantees of protection.
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