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why   heart pants?

PANTS ARE 100% EFFECTIVE AT:

  • Preventing Pregnancy

  • Stopping Sexually Transmitted Infections

  • Reducing Regret & Heartache

  • Limiting Jealousy

  • Preserving Friendship

  • And More!

DISCLAIMER:

Pants must be worn (as well as zipped and/or buttoned) in order to work properly.  Removing pants voids all guarantees of protection.

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